State of the Union Bingo

by LF (1/14/99)

Here's a fun way to play along while watching Bill Clinton's big mid-impeachment speech.

While there's no doubt that the man will be savagely trying to yank his chestnuts out of the fire by promising the stupes anything and everything, tugging at hearts with drippy pieties and teary tales, and beating on his domestic enemies, the only questions are how often and in what order . . .

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